market roast · auto-issued · $391k traded

Set Handicap: Sinner (-2.5) vs Zverev (+2.5)

100¢"Zverev"
100%implied odds
$391kvolume
7dto resolution
Buying "Zverev" at 100¢ pays 0.5% if you're right. Locked for ~7 days, that's 27% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Sinner1¢0.5%200.00×
Zverev100¢99.5%1.01×

$391k has traded on this market with $142k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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