market roast · auto-issued · $725k traded

Counter-Strike: NIP vs Heroic (BO3) - Stake Ranked Episode 3 Playoffs

100¢"Heroic"
100%implied odds
$725kvolume
0dto resolution
Buying "Heroic" at 100¢ pays 0.5% if you're right. Locked for ~0 day, that's a rounding error — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
NIP0.5%200.00×
Heroic100¢99.5%1.01×

$725k has traded on this market with $347k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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