market roast · auto-issued · $605k traded

Baltimore Orioles vs. Boston Red Sox

53¢"Boston Red Sox"
53%implied odds
$605kvolume
7dto resolution
A 53/47 market. $605k traded and the crowd landed on "shrug". If your edge here is a vibe, the vibe costs 53¢ a share.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Baltimore Orioles48¢47.5%2.11×
Boston Red Sox53¢52.5%1.90×

$605k has traded on this market with $142k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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