market roast · auto-issued · $296k traded

Detroit Tigers vs. Seattle Mariners

54¢"Seattle Marine"
54%implied odds
$296kvolume
7dto resolution
"Seattle Mariners" at 54¢ is a coin flip with extra steps. After spread you need to be right ~55% of the time just to break even — on a market thousands of people priced to 54%. What exactly do you know that $296k of real money doesn't?

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Detroit Tigers47¢46.5%2.15×
Seattle Mariners54¢53.5%1.87×

$296k has traded on this market with $668k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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