market roast · auto-issued · $558k traded

Houston Astros vs. Chicago White Sox

54¢"Chicago White "
54%implied odds
$558kvolume
7dto resolution
"Chicago White Sox" at 54¢ is a coin flip with extra steps. After spread you need to be right ~55% of the time just to break even — on a market thousands of people priced to 54%. What exactly do you know that $558k of real money doesn't?

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Houston Astros47¢46.5%2.15×
Chicago White Sox54¢53.5%1.87×

$558k has traded on this market with $168k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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