market roast · auto-issued · $316k traded

Miami Marlins vs. New York Mets

99¢"Miami Marlins"
99%implied odds
$316kvolume
7dto resolution
Buying "Miami Marlins" at 99¢ pays 0.8% if you're right. Locked for ~7 days, that's 40% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 1% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Miami Marlins99¢99.3%1.01×
New York Mets1¢0.8%133.33×

$316k has traded on this market with $156k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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