market roast · auto-issued · $996k traded

Milwaukee Brewers vs. St. Louis Cardinals

98¢"Milwaukee Brew"
98%implied odds
$996kvolume
0dto resolution
98¢ for "Milwaukee Brewers". You risk $98 to win $2. The market is 98% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha. Also: liquidity is $3k. The spread will eat you before reality gets the chance.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Milwaukee Brewers98¢97.5%1.03×
St. Louis Cardinals2¢2.5%40.82×

$996k has traded on this market with $3k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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