market roast · auto-issued · $603k traded

Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins

97¢"Philadelphia P"
97%implied odds
$603kvolume
7dto resolution
97¢ for "Philadelphia Phillies". You risk $97 to win $4. The market is 97% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Philadelphia Phillies97¢96.5%1.04×
Miami Marlins3.5%28.57×

$603k has traded on this market with $176k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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