market roast · auto-issued · $623k traded

Pittsburgh Pirates vs. New York Yankees

53¢"New York Yanke"
53%implied odds
$623kvolume
7dto resolution
"New York Yankees" at 53¢ is a coin flip with extra steps. After spread you need to be right ~54% of the time just to break even — on a market thousands of people priced to 53%. What exactly do you know that $623k of real money doesn't?

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Pittsburgh Pirates48¢47.5%2.11×
New York Yankees53¢52.5%1.90×

$623k has traded on this market with $203k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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