market roast · auto-issued · $743k traded

San Diego Padres vs. Miami Marlins

99¢"San Diego Padr"
99%implied odds
$743kvolume
7dto resolution
99¢ for "San Diego Padres". You risk $99 to win $1. The market is 99% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
San Diego Padres99¢98.8%1.01×
Miami Marlins1.2%83.33×

$743k has traded on this market with $122k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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