market roast · auto-issued · $374k traded

Seattle Mariners vs. Los Angeles Dodgers

69¢"Los Angeles Do"
69%implied odds
$374kvolume
7dto resolution
Market says "Los Angeles Dodgers" at 69%. To make money against $374k of real-money consensus you need a real edge — measured in points, not confidence. Most people bringing "I just feel it" to this market are the yield.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Seattle Mariners32¢31.5%3.17×
Los Angeles Dodgers69¢68.5%1.46×

$374k has traded on this market with $516k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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