market roast · auto-issued · $946k traded

Seattle Mariners vs. Miami Marlins

63¢"Seattle Marine"
63%implied odds
$946kvolume
7dto resolution
"Seattle Mariners" at 63¢ with $946k traded. The price already contains every hot take you were about to tweet. The only question left is whether you have information — or just engagement.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Seattle Mariners63¢63.0%1.59×
Miami Marlins37¢37.0%2.70×

$946k has traded on this market with $16k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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