market roast · auto-issued · $590k traded

Seattle Mariners vs. Miami Marlins

51¢"Miami Marlins"
51%implied odds
$590kvolume
7dto resolution
A 51/49 market. $590k traded and the crowd landed on "shrug". If your edge here is a vibe, the vibe costs 51¢ a share.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Seattle Mariners50¢49.5%2.02×
Miami Marlins51¢50.5%1.98×

$590k has traded on this market with $146k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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