market roast · auto-issued · $685k traded

San Francisco Giants vs. San Diego Padres

95¢"San Diego Padr"
95%implied odds
$685kvolume
7dto resolution
Buying "San Diego Padres" at 95¢ pays 5.8% if you're right. Locked for ~7 days, that's 309% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 5% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
San Francisco Giants6¢5.5%18.18×
San Diego Padres95¢94.5%1.06×

$685k has traded on this market with $183k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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