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Will Columbus Crew win on 2026-07-25?

55¢"No"
55%implied odds
$469kvolume
0dto resolution
A 55/45 market. $469k traded and the crowd landed on "shrug". If your edge here is a vibe, the vibe costs 55¢ a share.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes46¢45.5%2.20×
No55¢54.5%1.83×

$469k has traded on this market with $282k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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