market roast · auto-issued · $1.3M traded

Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 31?

86¢"No"
86%implied odds
$1.3Mvolume
41dto resolution
"No" at 86¢ with $1.3M traded. The price already contains every hot take you were about to tweet. The only question left is whether you have information — or just engagement.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes14¢14.5%6.90×
No86¢85.5%1.17×

$1.3M has traded on this market with $171k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~41 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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Auto-generated from Polymarket's public gamma API; refreshes while the market trends. The engine putting its own money where its math is: Forward Ledger (losses included). Not financial advice; entertainment with arithmetic.