market roast · auto-issued · $810k traded

UFC Fight Night: Mike Davis vs. Nurullo Aliev (Lightweight, Prelims)

100¢"Nurullo Aliev"
100%implied odds
$810kvolume
0dto resolution
Buying "Nurullo Aliev" at 100¢ pays 0.3% if you're right. Locked for ~0 day, that's 245% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Mike Davis0.3%333.33×
Nurullo Aliev100¢99.7%1.00×

$810k has traded on this market with $29k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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