market roast · auto-issued · $639k traded

US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 7, 2026?

77¢"No"
77%implied odds
$639kvolume
4dto resolution
"No" at 77¢ with $639k traded. The price already contains every hot take you were about to tweet. The only question left is whether you have information — or just engagement.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes23¢22.8%4.39×
No77¢77.2%1.30×

$639k has traded on this market with $58k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~4 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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