market roast · auto-issued · $11.3M traded

Will Belete Molla be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia?

99¢"No"

99%implied odds

$11.3Mvolume

0dto resolution

Buying "No" at 99¢ pays 1.1% if you're right. Locked for ~0 day, that's a rounding error — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 1% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	1¢	1.1%	95.24×
No	99¢	99.0%	1.01×

$11.3M has traded on this market with $12k of live liquidity, and it resolves within a day. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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