market roast · auto-issued · $52.1M traded

Will Bernie Sanders win the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination?

99¢"No"
99%implied odds
$52.1Mvolume
842dto resolution
Buying "No" at 99¢ pays 0.7% if you're right. Locked for ~842 days, that's 0% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 1% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes1¢0.7%153.85×
No99¢99.4%1.01×

$52.1M has traded on this market with $1.1M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~842 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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