market roast · auto-issued · $95.4M traded

Will Congo DR win the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

100¢"No"
100%implied odds
$95.4Mvolume
18dto resolution
Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.4% if you're right. Locked for ~18 days, that's 7% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes0.4%285.71×
No100¢99.7%1.00×

$95.4M has traded on this market with $1.5M of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~18 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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