market roast · auto-issued · $4.4M traded

Will Graham Platner win the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination?

98¢"No"
98%implied odds
$4.4Mvolume
871dto resolution
98¢ for "No". You risk $98 to win $2. The market is 98% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes2¢2.1%48.78×
No98¢98.0%1.02×

$4.4M has traded on this market with $630k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~871 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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