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Will Haley Stevens win the 2026 Michigan Democratic Primary?

93¢"No"
93%implied odds
$1.1Mvolume
0dto resolution
93¢ for "No". You risk $93 to win $7. The market is 93% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes7.2%13.89×
No93¢92.8%1.08×

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