market roast · auto-issued · $3.1M traded

Will Harry Kane be the top goalscorer at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

100¢"No"
100%implied odds
$3.1Mvolume
4dto resolution
Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.5% if you're right. Locked for ~4 days, that's 49% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes1¢0.5%200.00×
No100¢99.5%1.01×

$3.1M has traded on this market with $156k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~4 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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