market roast · auto-issued · $1.6M traded

Will Jude Bellingham be the top goalscorer at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?

97¢"No"
97%implied odds
$1.6Mvolume
7dto resolution
Buying "No" at 97¢ pays 3.0% if you're right. Locked for ~7 days, that's 158% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 3% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes3¢2.9%33.90×
No97¢97.0%1.03×

$1.6M has traded on this market with $145k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~7 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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