market roast · auto-issued · $672k traded

Will Kylian Mbappé win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?

92¢"No"
92%implied odds
$672kvolume
102dto resolution
Buying "No" at 92¢ pays 8.2% if you're right. Locked for ~102 days, that's 29% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 8% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes7.5%13.25×
No92¢92.5%1.08×

$672k has traded on this market with $135k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~102 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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