market roast · auto-issued · $8.4M traded

Will Laura Siegemund be the 2026 Women’s Wimbledon Winner?

100¢"No"
100%implied odds
$8.4Mvolume
12dto resolution
Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.2% if you're right. Locked for ~12 days, that's 6% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes0¢0.2%500.00×
No100¢99.8%1.00×

$8.4M has traded on this market with $22k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~12 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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