market roast · auto-issued · $3.0M traded

Will LeBron James play for the Philadelphia 76ers in 2026-27?

100¢"Yes"
100%implied odds
$3.0Mvolume
98dto resolution
Buying "Yes" at 100¢ pays 0.3% if you're right. Locked for ~98 days, that's 1% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes100¢99.8%1.00×
No0¢0.3%400.00×

$3.0M has traded on this market with $152k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~98 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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