market roast · auto-issued · $1.7M traded

Will Mike Trout hit the most home runs during the 2026 MLB regular season?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$1.7Mvolume

92dto resolution

Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.3% if you're right. Locked for ~92 days, that's 1% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero. Also: liquidity is $3k. The spread will eat you before reality gets the chance.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.3%	333.33×
No	100¢	99.7%	1.00×

$1.7M has traded on this market with $3k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~92 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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