market roast · auto-issued · $35.5M traded

Will Shimelis Abdisa be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia?

100¢"No"
100%implied odds
$35.5Mvolume
0dto resolution
100¢ for "No". You risk $100 to win $0. The market is 100% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes0¢0.2%500.00×
No100¢99.8%1.00×

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