market roast · auto-issued · $1.9M traded

Will the Fed decrease interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting?

97¢"No"
97%implied odds
$1.9Mvolume
47dto resolution
97¢ for "No". You risk $97 to win $3. The market is 97% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes3¢2.8%36.36×
No97¢97.3%1.03×

$1.9M has traded on this market with $296k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~47 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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