market roast · auto-issued · $1.9M traded

Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting?

53¢"Yes"
53%implied odds
$1.9Mvolume
47dto resolution
"Yes" at 53¢ is a coin flip with extra steps. After spread you need to be right ~54% of the time just to break even — on a market thousands of people priced to 53%. What exactly do you know that $1.9M of real money doesn't?

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes53¢52.5%1.90×
No48¢47.5%2.11×

$1.9M has traded on this market with $374k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~47 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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