market roast · auto-issued · $7.9M traded

Will the Fed increase interest rates by 50+ bps after the July 2026 meeting?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$7.9Mvolume

22dto resolution

Buying "No" at 100¢ pays 0.4% if you're right. Locked for ~22 days, that's 6% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 0% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.4%	285.71×
No	100¢	99.7%	1.00×

$7.9M has traded on this market with $242k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~22 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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