market roast · auto-issued · $2.3M traded

Will the Los Angeles Chargers win the 2027 NFL league championship?

96¢"No"

96%implied odds

$2.3Mvolume

270dto resolution

Buying "No" at 96¢ pays 4.1% if you're right. Locked for ~270 days, that's 5% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 4% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	4¢	3.9%	25.64×
No	96¢	96.1%	1.04×

$2.3M has traded on this market with $146k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~270 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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