market roast · auto-issued · $465k traded

Will the New York Mets have the highest ABS success rate during the 2026 MLB regular season?

100¢"No"

100%implied odds

$465kvolume

88dto resolution

100¢ for "No". You risk $100 to win $0. The market is 100% sure; you're collecting pennies in front of a slow steamroller and calling it alpha. Also: liquidity is $122. The spread will eat you before reality gets the chance.

The board

outcome	price	implied	pays if right
Yes	0¢	0.4%	250.00×
No	100¢	99.6%	1.00×

$465k has traded on this market with $122 of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~88 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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Auto-generated from Polymarket's public gamma API; refreshes while the market trends. The engine putting its own money where its math is: Forward Ledger (losses included). Not financial advice; entertainment with arithmetic.