market roast · auto-issued · $2.8M traded

Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting?

56¢"No"
56%implied odds
$2.8Mvolume
47dto resolution
"No" at 56¢ with $2.8M traded. The price already contains every hot take you were about to tweet. The only question left is whether you have information — or just engagement.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Yes45¢44.5%2.25×
No56¢55.5%1.80×

$2.8M has traded on this market with $228k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~47 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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