market roast · auto-issued · $364k traded

National Bank Open: Viktorija Golubic vs Iga Swiatek

99¢"Iga Swiatek"
99%implied odds
$364kvolume
6dto resolution
Buying "Iga Swiatek" at 99¢ pays 0.7% if you're right. Locked for ~6 days, that's 44% annualized — congratulations, you've reinvented a savings account with a 1% chance of going to zero.

The board

outcomepriceimpliedpays if right
Viktorija Golubic1¢0.7%142.86×
Iga Swiatek99¢99.3%1.01×

$364k has traded on this market with $407k of live liquidity, and it resolves in ~6 days. Prices are probabilities here: every cent is a percent. The roast above is pure arithmetic — if it stings, the numbers did it.

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